But seriously. As long as they are willing to oblige, I’m
going to continue with this tyrannical raid. We all know that spineless,
gutless girl who will do anything for any guy. Yeah, we tell her over and over
to stop being so yielding and time and time again there she is folding some
guys laundry and playing maid to his deplorable bedroom. Flip it. How about one
actually cleaned my room dusted, and vacuumed it.
#winning.
I won’t forget the midnight seranader, he was adorable
in all his desperation. Down on bended knee he actually sang to me from the
street while I laughed from inside my second-floor bedroom. A for effort! The
vocals could use some work though. Second place goes to home-made cheesecake
and chocolate covered strawberries attempt at gaining my reciprocated
affection. It didn’t work and neither did that expensive necklace. Third place: the man willing to leave his
fiancée. I could go on…
The point here is that men treat you the way you demand to
be treated. Act like a boss you’ll be treated like one. Make a man work and
he’ll take you seriously. Do you really think I’m going to come over at 2am in
the freezing cold? Get over yourself. My dog keeps me warmer and probably has better morning breath.
